Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Oh no. This will cost us another billion dollars in new prisons.

Damn it! Now we have to create prisons for bears.

Employees investigating a break-in at a gas station store in Radium Hot Springs, B.C., Monday soon realized that it wasn't a human that was responsible, but a black bear.
The bear smashed through the front door of the Petro Canada at 4 a.m. MT and browsed the aisles for 6 minutes, according to surveillance video.
But apparently, he found nothing to his liking because employees established that nothing was missing, even though the station shares its retail space with a Subway restaurant.
Wait for it! Big buddy Stockwell will soon be telling us all about it. Reported crime - perpetrator not human. A whole new statistic for the crime freaks.

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