In related news, Scientific American reports it’s a true pleasure to touch a woman’s breasts, how they feel like bags of sand, how they so pleasingly as they clatter as they heave backwards and forwards.Bags of sand? Breasts clatter?! They move backwards and forwards?
I've been missing out.
Mind you, Ace gave us that other female attribute - play-doh and bacon.
Honestly, the guy would do a lot better if he would finish what he was doing before he actually wrote that kind of post. Having both hands available might make them less illiterate and allow him to use a spell-checker.