Thursday, February 22, 2007

Jesus is back! All you fundies get packin'!

Umm, that's Jesus Christ. As PZ Meyers says, "Not just a guy named Jesus, but the Son of God."

Liberal Debutante has more on this amazing development and notes that instead of being born in the old-fashioned virgin-birth way and then being chaste, the returned messiah came by way of drug addiction and a spell in prison.

I have to say, he has much better bling than he had a couple of thousand years ago. I wonder if he gets twitchy at the sight of a power pole?

It's interesting that his disciples actually look like a security detail.

Conservapedia has not updated its Jesus entry yet and God's own blog still claims this guy is only a nephew.

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