Sunday, February 18, 2007

Ask Your Doctor About Havidol

Do you find that you're worrying about life?

Do you sometimes feel tense or are you occasionally restless?

Are you concerned about your weight?

Have you noticed signs of aging?

Are you finding activities you used to enjoy challenging? Such as shopping?

You may be suffering from Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD).

But help is at hand!

"If you believe that despite the opportunities, achievements and acquisitions you already have, something is still missing, then HAVIDOL may be right for you. HAVIDOL's unique nature enables it to make physiological adjustments that bring about positive change without you having to recognize exactly what your problem is."

HAVIDOL will renew your interest in yourself; increase your ability to spend; allow you to make better quality consumer decisions; improve your social attention-getting skills; augment your vision and supplement your stamina.

No snakes were harmed during production of this medication.

What a good laugh for a Sunday morning. It's all the work of Australian artist Justine Cooper and it's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

Tip o' the hat to jurassicpork!

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