Monday, November 19, 2007

Baby in a box?

This is why I read Lawyers Gun$ and Money.

You shall watch the video. You shall adapt to the fact that a woman is nothing more than a packing box. Well, OK, a shipping box. You shall then, whether you are a man or a woman, after having had sex, check to see if packing slip and shipping label miraculously appears on the box... I mean woman. If they don't assume they fell off.

Gawd, I'm screwed. I must have at least 20 boxes in my basement and I have no idea who's in them.

Birthpangs.... take it away!

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