You shall watch the video. You shall adapt to the fact that a woman is nothing more than a packing box. Well, OK, a shipping box. You shall then, whether you are a man or a woman, after having had sex, check to see if packing slip and shipping label miraculously appears on the box... I mean woman. If they don't assume they fell off.
Gawd, I'm screwed. I must have at least 20 boxes in my basement and I have no idea who's in them.