Wednesday, December 13, 2006

George "I Will Not Be Rushed" Bush

Now...three years later, countless deaths and gazillions of dollars later, he will not be rushed.

Where the hell did he learn that phrase?

Oh, of course, I remember, he's the decider.

So he's deciding not to decide.

Just in time for the holidays and his nice long break down in Crawford where he can play with all his toy trucks and tanks.

How much would it cost us to pool resources and buy Stevie a ticket so he could go down to Crawford to play too.

I'll call the RCMP and leave an anonymous tip.

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