Wednesday, March 08, 2006

The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Will Save You From Terrorist Attack.

From Pam at Pandagon comes the latest in Executive Orders from George Bush. Make sure your wearing your kneepads because that is the newest in security measures which Bush has ordered the Department of Homeland Security establish.

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and in order to help the Federal Government coordinate a national effort to expand opportunities for faith-based and other community organizations and to strengthen their capacity to better meet America's social and community needs, it is hereby ordered as follows:

Section 1. Establishment of a Center for Faith-Based and Community Initiatives at the Department of Homeland Security.

(a) The Secretary of Homeland Security (Secretary) shall establish within the Department of Homeland Security (Department) a Center for Faith-Based and Community Initiatives (Center).
How quaint. You can bet Big Daddy Dobson and Pat Robertson are involved in this. One has to wonder how long we will have to wait for Canada's own Jeebus freak Public Safety Minister to copy this one.

For "Faith-Based" read literal bible interpreting Christian extremists. I somehow doubt it includes the faith-based intiatives of Muslim extremists who fly large airplanes into large buildings.

Caution to readers: The second link in the opening paragraph is the White House site.

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