Cheryl dragged me kicking and screaming over to Kung Fu Monkey. Apparently he's moving to Ottawa and, along with the black squirrels, he's noticed another difference in fur colour around the Ottawa area.
I suspect he may have made the move without all the appropriate preparation. His take on cashiers is typical of someone appearing from the great retail enterprize to the south. I experienced the same effect when I first went to Disneyland.
A world full of blondes who were just too drippingly nice.