Friday, November 12, 2010

Qualifies as the "Best Line Ever"?

Rez Dog snatched a quote from the end of Jacob Weisberg's review of George W. Bush's published rush to explain himself.

Bush wants us to believe he tried his hardest and did the best he could. This thin, shallow book strongly suggests that he did.
That's got to be in line for a Best Line Ever! award. 

And.... (there's always an "and") after the campaign to re-shelve Tony Blair's book of excuses to the crime section of bookstores, a similar campaign has started to spread throughout Europe and the U.S.

In Canada people are preparing to give the book as a Christmas gift along with decorative pouches of borax and saltpeter.

On Christmas morning you simply sprinkle the powders throughout the pages of the book and then toss it on the fire. It produces an amazing array of green and purple flames which will entertain the family for at least 30 minutes.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

In Canada people are preparing to give the book as a Christmas gift along with decorative pouches of borax and saltpeter.
On Christmas morning you simply sprinkle the powders throughout the pages of the book and then toss it on the fire. It produces an amazing array of green and purple flames which will entertain the family for at least 30 minutes.


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