Thanks to Paris, John McCain may become the fossil-figure in American politics.
The Beeb seems to think so.
Reclining on a chair in a swimming costume and gold stilettos, she said: "Thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude.
"I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead."
At the beginning of the star's film, an announcer called Mr McCain "the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old; old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket".
Hilton's spoof also intersperses images of Mr McCain and Yoda from Star Wars and the cast of TV show The Golden Girls.
The video can be found at Funny or Die.
Like, totally hot.