Thursday, November 30, 2006

Random Rumours

There is a new rumour floating around that George W Bush, the codpiece who melted Lisa Schiffren, is seeking out writers to produce volumes of good news stories about Bush's presidency to fill his library.

There are reports that Bush officials have approached Seigfried Engelmann and Elaine C. Bruner to write the early portions of Bush's term in office.

Of course, this company is seeking a "no bid" contract, having been left out of the Iraq reconstruction opportunities.


Men... do you feel, well, y'know, a little short?

Lose 35 pounds and you can gain an inch of penis length! I'm not making this up. This is from a real doctor.

Penis enhancement and a slimmer body... wow! Unfortunately, I am advised that width is more important than length. But, hell! One increase at a time... right guys?


The Canadian Blog Awards. Today and tomorrow! Do vote! We're up for best group blog and no matter what happens, we'll place at least in the top five. You can vote every day! Please do.

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