Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Tonight's usual gathering after the close of business in the House is canceled due to other rather more urgent requirements.
Harper Party MPs are to gather in the caucus room to discuss issues of some relevance to... well somebody.
The crisis management committee will convene to determine a six minute plan and the long term strategy committee will provide a framework for a course of action which should get the party through the forenoon tomorrow.
Refreshments will be served. Please try not to show up drunk.