Every day in every way Conservative majority looks better and better.
We can finally become a fully militarized nation, respected and feared around the world, like our sponsor empire below our southern border though perhaps not quite as much.
We can finally become a nation that fully respects the rights of the yet to be born and demonstrates appropriate contempt for the rights of those living now. Especially those who don't worship properly and who don't vote for us.
We can finally hold our heads up high and proudly declare that, yes, we do condone torture in the name of God. We also believe we should kill all the pagans and let God sort them out. We do believe we are superior.
Once and for all we can unashamedly make it crystal clear that our support for a habitable planet is contingent on the maintenance of our voracious appetites and that as long as we don't have to change anything we're doing we're all for livability.
It will be a grand day indeed when Canada can take its rightful place in the community of nations as an unquestioned and unquestioning client state of the new American empire.
Hallelujah and Amen.