The original report on this came from REDDIT, and the comments are a hoot:
- And Moses parted the lanes, pharaoh drafting him down the straightaway. But without God, pharaoh's fuel ran out, and was left behind.
- Daniel gets thrown into the lion pit crew.
- Getting into heaven is like qualifying for the Daytona 500.
- Amun-Ra is a terrible pit boss.
- Jesus didn't walk on water... he hydroplaned!