Thursday, July 03, 2008

Yes, YeSS, YeSSS, oh, YESSS!!!

Which would be taken from the script of any number of productions from companies like this.

When George Bush agreed to the Economic Stimulus Plan cheques went out across America in amounts up to $600 per single person and up to $1200 per couple accompanied by the Bush statement, "This plan will boost our economy and encourage job creation." And one might think that Americans would use that money to, oh, say, make a mortgage payment, make an extra payment on the Hummer or maybe even buy a new Chinese-made refrigerator from Wal-Mart.

And as for job creation, I guess that would depend on where people were spending their money. With sudden consumer demand for a product, a corresponding increase in labour should follow. So the kinds of jobs being created would depend on your particular skill set. And sure enough, the Economic Stimulus Package is having an effect.

An independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research
Company), has discovered that many websites focused on adult or erotic
material have experienced an upswing in sales in the recent weeks since checks
have appeared in millions of Americans' mailboxes across the country.

According to Kirk Mishkin, Head Research Consultant for AIMRCo, "Many of
the sites we surveyed have reported 20-30% growth in membership rates since
mid-May when the checks were first sent out, and typically the summer is a
slow period for this market."
I wonder if this company's latest campaign was in any way related to the sudden surge in porn sales? Experience the .... no. You go read it.

This deserves a delicious graphic and sure enough, here it is.

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