Friday, October 03, 2008

The "Let Us Blow Smoke Up Your Ass" Show

So I didn't watch the "Let Us Blow Smoke Up Your Ass" reality TV broadcaaaast last evening. Either of them for that matter.

Did any of the pretenders blow enough smoke up anybody's ass to win themselves immunity? Did any of them blow too little and get voted off the island?

No, you say?

I'm shocked, that is to say I'm stunned.

First class smoke blowers like those and not one of them managed to make anyone's nostrils dilate or clamp shut in disgust?

Unheard of. Unimaginable. Incontheevable!

What a waste of perfectly good TV time.

I gotta go shit on an election sign.

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