Mrs. Mills fires a missile

Mrs. Mills, usually keeps her snark on the funny side of the line. In this edition however, she gets downright blunt.

Read this one very carefully.

I think my friend is a lesbian. I have no problem with homosexuals, but I am cautious, as she has invited me and five other girls to swim in her pool next week. Should I warn them?

And now the Sidewinder.

Of course you must warn them. Many people will feel very uncomfortable in the company of a homophobe.

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