Alberta Energy bullshit

The Hudson Bay Company's Suncor's Syncrude's Alberta Energy's description of their Aboriginal relations mandate:

The Aboriginal Relations business unit addresses the impact of Aboriginal issues on the business of the Department.

This activity includes legal, land claim and Crown lessee issues, as well as promoting good industry relationships with Aboriginal communities and encouraging positive involvement of Aboriginal people in the resource economy.

Shorter AE biz unit: We're in charge of fucking the savages out of their resources and land. Now go see Stageleft. Make sure you're sitting down. 500 years of the same shit.