Friday, January 28, 2011

Melissa's moment . . .

WHILE EGYPT IS IN TURMOIL, the American dream trudges on. According to these reports from The Smoking Gun in the Home of the Brave and the Land of the Free:

"Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report"

That's Melissa, over on the right. She doesn't take "No" for an answer, apparently. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

Meanwhile, in Florida:

"Cops Charge Nine Women In Wild Florida Brawl"

JANUARY 28--Police today issued arrest warrants for nine women involved in a wild brawl at a Florida gas station, a fracas that was caught on videotape and which included some combatants having their clothing and hair torn off during the tussle.

Life its own self, continues . . . ya gotta love it.

1 comment:

double nickel said...

I wish I hadn't read that first story. Now I need some brain bleach.