Arh! Ye miserble swabs!

Yea, it be talk like a pirate day. The ghost of Edward Teach, the FSM and a host o' privateers call upon all ye landsmen, non-matelots, jetty rats and Whitehall scum t' join in an' parlay in th' best form o' Cap'n Rogers (may 'is clean-picked bones rest among th' crabs).

We 'ere 'll be makin' a change or two to th' sidebar for th' rest o' th' day.