REALLY. ACCORDING TO THE TELEGRAPH, "Traffic signs in New Zealand destroyed by prostitutes performing stunts". Dozens of traffic signs have been destroyed by prostitutes performing pole-dances in the street to attract clients, officials in New Zealand's biggest city have revealed, and according to Paul Chapman in Wellington, the pole-count is climbing. Ya gotta love it, hope it catches on here. Holey-Moley, we got pole-dancing pedestrians! Now, that's a driving distraction, for sure: erotic pipe-bending.
"The poles are part of their soliciting equipment and they often snap them. "Some of the prostitutes are big, strong people."
No shit, Sherlock.