Thinks he can control his truck 12 centimeters away from my rear bumper.
While driving over ye olde mountain to get from land thing to the thing that floats I encountered fog, rain and yes, dammit, mixed rain and snow. That however didn't stop shitlips from following so close that could have washed, waxed and re-chromed my rear bumper while driving at 90 kmh.
Then I remembered. Jimmy Buffett wrote a song about him. While searching for something appropriate, I found this. Seemed fitting.