Birthday wishes for the idiot

Don't get too excited. This is what the Republican National Committee is spreading via email. Apparently there is some significance to Bush making it to age 61.

It was accompanied by this:

In a few short days, President Bush will celebrate his 61st Birthday. Don't miss out on this opportunity to wish the President a Happy Birthday by signing the RNC's eCard today.

To make this an extra special birthday on July 6, Mrs. Bush will be presenting our President with this birthday wish from supporters like you.

Extra speshul! And then it was followed by this:

And if you can, I hope you will consider celebrating President Bush's birthday with a gift our entire Party can share. Your secure online donation of $61 (or whatever you can afford) will help keep the RNC's preparations for electing more Republicans in the 2007-2008 election cycle on track.

Hmmm. Then this.

P.S. This is your last chance to join the First Lady in making this an extra special birthday celebration for our President - please take a moment to sign the Birthday eCard today.

What to say, what to say?

Dear Junior,

Think about this. The world would have been so much better a place if, sometime 62 years ago, your father had used a condom.


h/t West End Bound