OK, I admit it. I'm a Sunday school dropout. But I'm pretty sure I was awake during the lesson on why Jesus was born - it had something to do with saving our pitiful souls. But I was wrong...sooooo wrong. It's a good thing we have Pastor Bill O'Reilly to educate us on the TRUE meaning of Jesus's birth:
Every company in America should be on its knees thanking Jesus for being born. Without Christmas, most American businesses would be far less profitable. More than enough reason for business to be screaming Merry Christmas.
The meaning of Jesus's life is to prop up the retail trade in the U.S. Whew! Glad I got that cleared up!