CRACKED IS DELIGHTFULLY IRREVERENT, which helps with these trying times. Danny Gallagher has an entertaining post, "The 5 Least Surprising Toy Recalls of All Time".
#5. The Cabbage Patch Snacktime Kids Doll
#4. Kinder Chocolate Eggs
#3. Sky Dancers
#2. The Easy Bake Oven
#1. Lawn Darts or Jarts
What were they thinking? Check out Danny's post.