- Laugh at him and drive away.
- Show him your business card, tell him the bank sent you out to take photos of his house and tell him you'll be happy to wait while he calls your office to confirm your story.
- Stick your .357 magnum in his face before he scratches the paint on your Ford Escort.
1. You are an asshole.
2. You are a professional.
3. You are a Republican
h/t to JJ at Unrepentant Old Hippie
crossposted from the Woodshed