There's only ever really been one traditional 'in and out' scandal storyline :
~ Honestly I've never done anything like this before.
~But you look like a million bucks to me
~And this just feels so right, there can't possibly be anything wrong with it.
~Besides, everybody else does it too.
~Sneaking around. ... Lying about it.
~Guilt, guilt, guilt - you just gotta ignore it!
~Whoa! That was a close one! I sure hope we never get...
~But I'm innocent - I swear!
~You're just imagining things. Besides, Baby, it really didn't mean a thing to me
~Yikes!: Damage control is 90% damage + 10% control.
And finally of course no 'in and out' scandal is complete without the obligaTory :
~Beating a hasty retreat down the back fire escape stairs.
Cross-posted at Creekside