This calls for the A-Team!!

I'm with John Cole. Call out Gavin right (cough) now!

This demands immediate and uninterrupted attention. An example:

Have you dated liberals before? If so, any difference you can tell between liberal and conservative guys?

...My experience with liberals is that superficially, they may be more fun to be around. They're a bit looser and more relaxed. They make an effort to be more sensitive, but the sensitivity only goes so far. It's easy for a man to keep this illusion of being a great, sensitive romantic if he knows he's just going to sleep with you and then say good-bye. Anybody can be Mr. Love God for one night or one week or one month.

When I became conservative, which coincided with my becoming a Christian, I realized that even though there were things I liked sentimentally about liberal men, I wanted somebody who shared my values. Conservatives might not always be so easy to get along with at first, but I thought it was worth my time to get to know men who were compatible with me and would eventually warm up.

Heavens to Betsy! She waits for them to warm up!!

This is going to take some work.

Pointing and laughing

Drop what you're doing for the next ten minutes and go visit our friend RossK over at the Gazetter to lend a little moral support and get a good glimpse of the wingnutty hilarity that got splashed on RossK's shoes. It seems that in writing about what a waste of protein Bill O'Reilly and his various now unemployed sidekicks are, he stepped in a bit of a bee hive. A hive of really, really stupid wingnut bees, but bees nonetheless. It isn't so much that he needs help, it's more in the line of a field trip to comments from obnoxiousdumbassville