Showing posts with label Stevie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stevie. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

OMG . . .

CENTRE BLOCK reports that Stevie had a hissy-fit: "Less amusing translation of Brazilian article on Harper bathroom tiff". I can't believe this, this is so embarrassing. H/T Scanner, thanks.

Since Brazilian diplomats denied his request to speak to the press at the Presidential palace, Harper was already in a bad mood when he arrived for lunch. He demanded the shift in protocol at the lunch event, and locked himself in the private bathroom of ministro Antonio Patriota (Brazil’s Foreign Affairs Minister) while he waited for a reply.

Sunday, April 03, 2011

Stevie ain't gonna like it . . .

STEVIE AND HIS OIL PATCH CRONIES are gonna be pissed — the New York Times editorial "No to a New Tar Sands Pipeline" is a resounding rejection of the proposed pipeline. With good reason, too:

Later this year, the State Department will decide whether to approve construction of a 1,700-mile oil pipeline from Canada to the Texas Gulf Coast called Keystone XL. The underground 36-inch pipeline, built by TransCanada, would link the tar sands fields of northern Alberta to Texas refineries and begin operating in 2013. The department should say no.

The environmental risks, for both countries, are enormous. The first step in the process is to strip-mine huge chunks of Alberta’s boreal forest. The oil, a tar-like substance called bitumen, is then extracted with steam or hot water, which in turn is produced by burning natural gas. The E.P.A. estimates that the greenhouse gas emissions from tar sands oil — even without counting the destruction of forests that sequester carbon — are 82 percent greater than those produced by conventional crude oil.

The project poses a major threat to water supplies on both sides of the border. Turning two tons of tar sand into a barrel of oil requires four times as much water as producing a barrel of conventional oil. Operations in Alberta have already created 65 square miles of toxic holding ponds, which kill migrating birds and pollute downstream watersheds, a serious matter for native communities.

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The Keystone XL would cut diagonally across Montana and the Nebraska Sand Hills — a delicate region of porous, sandy soils — to northern Kansas before heading south to the Gulf. It would also cross the Ogallala Aquifer, a shallow underground reservoir of enormous importance for agriculture that also provides drinking water for two million people. A pipeline leaking diluted bitumen into groundwater could have disastrous consequences.

For this reason, Senators Mike Johanns and Ben Nelson of Nebraska have vigorously opposed the planned route of the Keystone XL. Still, political pressure to win swift approval has been building in Congress. Moving ahead would be a huge error. From all of the evidence, Keystone XL is not only environmentally risky, it is unnecessary.


Sunday, November 07, 2010

Stevie does Stand-up

Vlad.

ACCORDING TO MAUREEN DOWD at the NYT, Dubya's new memoir contains an interesting take on Stevie:

Yet if W.’s decision-making leaves something to be desired, his story-telling is good.

He writes of a visit to Russia, when Putin showed him his black Labrador, Koni. “Bigger, stronger, and faster than Barney,” Putin bragged.

Later, when W. recounted this to Stephen Harper, the Canadian prime minister, Harper drolly noted, “You’re lucky he only showed you his dog.”

Friday, August 20, 2010

Stevie's Arctic Wonderland . . .

ACCORDING TO JANE GEORGE at the Nunatsiaq News, Stevie is making Arctic Noises, with a new, improved Arctic foreign policy statement delivered by Larry Cannon, the Minister for Foreign Affairs: “The Arctic is part of us. Was. Is. And always will be". Sumbitch impressive, eh what?

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

It's the Clap . . .

Warning of New Disease to hit CANADA in Fall of 2010
 
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim (Harperalis strain)
 
The Ontario Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
 
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible affliction.
 
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
 
Many victims contracted it in 2006...but it is only now that most people, after having been infected for the past few years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.
 
You take the first dose in 2010 (HST variant) and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
 
Most ridings are already on top of this, like many in the north, and apparently now in the east, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.