"Touchdown" Jesus is toast . . .

ACCORDING TO JALOPNIK, where there's a report worthy of your attention: "Touchdown Jesus" Statue Destroyed By Lightning.

From the desk of Sen. John McCain

Dear crazy Jesus freaks, Friends at InJesus.com

I know I said I wanted your help to become president and continue to carry out the Lord's work just the way our beloved President Bush has done. I even picked one of your own as my running mate to try to buy your loyalty. I know you sincerely believe all this stuff and can quote me chapter and verse in the Scriptures to support your belief. But here's the thing: Most people in America are base sinners who don't understand the threat that witches and satanism actually pose, in fact most of them think Spiritual Warfare is the stuff of cheesy horror movies and the sorts of games with all the books and dice those weird, nerdy kids in high school used to play. I'm trying to win an election here people, so I as much as I appreciate your prayers and other efforts to fight Nigerian witchcraft on my behalf, do you think you could kind of keep it on the down low?
Thanks
your pal in Jesus,
Sen. John McCain

H/T the Wingnutterer

A little relief

Alison has this ability to find really, really scary stuff, like Project Censored 2009 below. Between the FBI acting like the STASI, and the setting up of torture schools in South America, it sure isn't pretty. Neither is this, but at least you can wonder about the hair.

"Jesus is My Friend" by "Sonseed"

"Jesus is My Friend" by "Sonseed", a Christian Ska Band, complete with percolator-style bass-lines and marvellous lyrics:

"He is like a mountie, he always gets his man and he'll zap you anyway he can. Zap!"

Zap? Sounds like Taser-time with the RCMP.

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