Don't watch the calendar and it all goes away.

Go read Creekside.

As any cop would point out, this is far too much of a coincidence not to have been carried out with intent... even if it was wasn't.

If the RCMP are unable to properly conduct their own internal investigations, perhaps it's time to turn those investigations over to.... hmmm.... let's see... the Canadian Forces Provost Marshal!

Yeah, I know. But at this point, who cares what they like?