Thursday, September 12, 2013

While Victoria burns, Rex looks at bright shiney objects

Dear Rex Murphy,

I, like all other Canadians who revel in your eloquance and scholarly English, want to know.

What's happening in Victoria? The place is cooking! Yesterday it broke a temperature record. It's friggin' hot!!! It's like Kamloops fer chrissakes.

Jeez Rex. Remember when you told us that a snow storm in Vancouver, IN VANCOUVER mind you, in winter, made you a global warming "skeptic"? I remember.

You don't get to forget. You, you slimy prick, have a pulpit and a hefty paycheck to go with it.

So, go ahead, mush-mouth; tell me what's going on. Provide the math if you like. I'm pretty sure I can do it ... even if you can't.


8 comments:

Kevin Wood said...

wow! long time no blog, boss! Hope things cool off a little (but not too much too soon) for you out there. Also, nice to know you haven't completely fallen off the inter webs.

kootcoot said...

When I saw Victoria, I thought perhaps you were speaking of Australia, (they have a state with that name). I don't know offhand just where in Australia it is, but they have a MASSIVE wildfire raging there right now with thousands on the fire lines.

This may not seem too strange, except when one remembers that in Australia it ain't even Spring, it is still effing WINTER!

Maybe marble mouth Rex could explain that..............

Dana said...

Dave's not here, man.

Oh, hey, Dave's here, dude.

Wreck Smurfee. Nuff said.

Steve said...

Useful idiots for the denial of science make a tidy sum for ignoring reality. I tried to cut one of them a new one today.

West End Bob said...

Very good to hear from you, Cap'n . . . .

Alison said...

OMG! Wonderful to hear you, Captain!

Dave said...

Thanks all. Once in a while ... once in a while.

The Mound of Sound said...

Dave, you have returned from the desert! Good to hear.