That means my wife will have bought me a birthday present and she won't get one in return. I'll tell her to spend double on mine. Seems a shame to let it go begging.
I wonder if I dress like a fat Christ, would these people embrace me as the saviour returned. That would be a sweet way to earn followers and mooch of idiots...I could be government!
FIVE different fonts used. I used to daydream of catching people who do this in a quiet back-alley. At least in the old Letraset era, you had to work at making it ugly.
Actually, Christ will be returning on the specified date. But He will look around at humanity, say "you're just not ready yet" and groundhog like, disappear back into the woodwork.
Now, you know.
Just in time for my birthday and a long weekend beer bash!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait. Grab a lawn chair and a cold beer, this (no)show is going to be great.
ReplyDeleteThat means my wife will have bought me a birthday present and she won't get one in return.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell her to spend double on mine.
Seems a shame to let it go begging.
On the upside it's not gonna interrupt the May "Friday the 13th" ride to Port Dover - be a real drag if I missed that.
ReplyDeleteHe will be stopped at the border, or shot by Immigration.
ReplyDeleteMy, my, my. Returning in time to celebrate Plato's birthday.
ReplyDeleteThese fucking people are crazy as shit house rats.
I wonder if I dress like a fat Christ, would these people embrace me as the saviour returned. That would be a sweet way to earn followers and mooch of idiots...I could be government!
ReplyDeleteYou may recall that Marvin says there's supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom. Maybe that has something to do with it.
ReplyDelete@Dana. Rats are smarter.
ReplyDeleteCase in point:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg
FIVE different fonts used. I used to daydream of catching people who do this in a quiet back-alley. At least in the old Letraset era, you had to work at making it ugly.
ReplyDeletei just hope i get my deposit back
ReplyDeleteActually, Christ will be returning on the specified date. But He will look around at humanity, say "you're just not ready yet" and groundhog like, disappear back into the woodwork.
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