The Pope and Dalton McGuinty . . .

The Pope and Dalton McGuinty are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd in Toronto .
 
The Pope leaned towards Mr. McGuinty and said, "Do you know that with one little movement of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?  This joy will not be a momentary display, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
 
 McGuinty replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me."
 
 So the Pope backhanded McGuinty.