Dear Citizen....

Fuck you!

Signed
John Baird
Consummate Harper Fellatist

What Baird is telling you, reader, is that if you exercised your right to know how government works by asking your MP a question and that MP demanded that publicly funded information (read, your tax dollars) to give you a comprehensive answer, he would tell you, personally to get stuffed because he and his band of hillbillies are the underdogs.

Thanks John. Nice to know what you think of your employers.