Depending on the blogpost, I apparently write like all of them. I am not telling you which posts.
Poe, I'm flattered. Atwood, sure OK, but something always bugs me about her. But King and Brown? Right. Fine. They sell a lot of books and sleep on piles of money, neither of which I can say I do.
Found via Driftglass (he who apparently writes like most of the literary canon) this is painful silly fun:
Paste your text and click the analyze button.