Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Giving God the Gears . . .

ACCORDING TO JALOPNIK, there's a Bible just for NASCAR types. Strangely, it is not NASCAR-sanctioned, but then again, as Jalopnik says, "As an aside — you know you're on shaky ground when you can't even get the whorin'-is-racin' NASCAR to license their name to you."

The original report on this came from REDDIT, and the comments are a hoot:

  • And Moses parted the lanes, pharaoh drafting him down the straightaway. But without God, pharaoh's fuel ran out, and was left behind.
  • Daniel gets thrown into the lion pit crew.
  • Getting into heaven is like qualifying for the Daytona 500.
  • Amun-Ra is a terrible pit boss.
  • Jesus didn't walk on water... he hydroplaned!

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