Senator Mike Duffy, formerly of Corporate Television Vehicle™, has figured out what's wrong with modern journalism :
"When I went to the school of hard knocks, we were told to be fair and balanced," Duffy was quoted from his speech in yesterday’s issue of the Amherst Daily News. "That school doesn’t exist any more. Kids who go to King’s, or the other schools across the country, are taught from two main texts."
According to the Senator of Extra Pudding, those two main texts polluting young minds are : "Noam Chomsky and critical thinking"
Critical thinking. Oh, the horror.