The Blob in your future

THERE COULD BE A BLOB in your future. Blob-existance is a perceived problem, according to the National Geographic's report by Christine Dell'Amore, "Giant, Mucus-Like Sea Blobs on the Rise, Pose Danger".

Giant? Mucus-like? We're talking considerable blobbage, here:

As sea temperatures have risen in recent decades, enormous sheets of a mucus-like material have begun forming more often, oozing into new regions, and lasting longer, a new Mediterranean Sea study says 

Up to 124 miles (200 kilometers) long, the mucilages appear naturally, usually near Mediterranean coasts in summer

124 miles long? Like the dude says, that's a big twinkie.