Blogwhoring held hostage

In a not so startling development today, Galloping Beaver contributor Rev. Paperboy has barricaded himself inside The Woodshed and is refusing to let the number of posts enter four digit territory until he gets more traffic or someone brings him the head of Jonah Goldberg. While the disgruntled blogger is promising a new, improved blog when the 1,000th post does go up, negotiators say it could take weeks for the number hits demanded to trickle in at the current rate. Despite offers of cheetos and Glenlivet, the blogger has so far refused to release his hostage, but at great personal risk, the Galloping Beaver was able to obtain this photo:



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