Jacob Zuma wins ANC leadership. Santa to replace reindeer with flying basset hounds.

Jacob Zuma? Are they nuts?

This is a guy who's theme song is "Bring me my machine gun".

He was charged and acquitted of rape. He said the sex was consensual, (I'm NOT making this up), because his accuser was dressed in a way that suggested she wanted sex. Apparently there was no need for discussion in Zuma's mind because he holds the belief that it is a bad thing to leave a woman sexually aroused.

He was just doing what needed to be done.

His accuser was HIV-positive. What did Zuma do to prevent himself becoming infected?

He took a shower after he raped serviced her. With Dove®.

This uneducated piece of work could become the president of South Africa in 2009.