Bushllit George!

I almost missed this, and I'm sure by now it's made it's rounds of Teh Tubes, but it is certainly worth repeating. On Tuesday, Bush, in an interview with ABC's Martha Raddatz discussed his alcohol addiction:

The president told ABC News he quit drinking over 20 years ago -- cold turkey.

"I had too much to drink one night, and the next day I didn't have any," Bush said. "The next day I decided to quit and I haven't had a drink since 1986."

"And you did it just cold turkey?" asked Raddatz.

"I'm a better man for it," Bush said.

Better than what?

PookyShoehorn provides three graphic reasons why we don't believe you, George.