Cheney's thin line

It seems the uber-conservative Robert Novak is depressed. He can't stand what Bush did to Rumsfeld.

As though Rumsfeld had no part to play in the decision.

And, apparently Dick "I'll shoot you in the face" Cheney is "profoundly disturbed".

We all knew that though, didn't we?

Some people have suggested a short therapy session. The question is, "Who gets to be the therapist?"

Dick, though, has decided to leave the country for a while... to be with friends.

Personally, I'm waiting to hear something like this from the Chimpster: "I rely on the judgement of Vice-president Cheney. He's an invaluable advisor and friend. He's doing a heck of a job."

Do it while he's out of the country, George. That way he can't shoot you right away.