Mrs. Mills, fighting crime.

Ah, yes, Mrs. Mills thinks of not only the personal problem, but the wider implications as well.

I am 15 and have a huge problem with blushing. I go red at everything, and it is really annoying. Is there any kind of make-up I can wear that will hide my blushing completely?

And of course, the answer.

No — wearing a back-to-front balaclava is still the only guaranteed way to avoid blushing trauma, though you have to steer clear of banks, and eating is a messy business.

Read the rest here at the Times.