Tuesday, March 08, 2016

F-35, IT edition

The latest fun from the plane that just refuses to work is that the radar sometimes fails and needs to be rebooted.

There are rumours that Lockheed Martin is proposing to install a direct line to their tech support in all production F-35s.



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"Hi. This is Lockheed Martin. Leave a message."

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"Choose from the following options. Press 1 for military products. Press 2 for civilian products. Press 3 for accounts. Press 4 for..."

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"Your call has been placed in a priority sequence. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911."

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"911, what is your location and emergency please?"

"Location is classified, but my radar has stopped working and I'm in hostile airspace and I am afraid I will be shot down."

"Umm..."

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