Several males, looking very under 21:
"...she was all vegan and shit and even some of the girls were yelling at her."
"I was mad so I wrote an anti-feminine [sic] paper, and I got a B!" [one wonders how...]
I don't even know where to begin with this, other than to say I suddenly feel a great deal of empathy for some unknown undergrad who must've had a pretty rough go of it.