TGB Newswire, 12 July 2012: Concern among Canadians is growing after the entire body of Conservative MPs appears to have vanished. RCMP yesterday finally confirmed rumours that the prime minister and his family haven't been seen at 24 Sussex Drive in more than a week. Phone calls and emails to MPs offices have gone unanswered, and in some cases bewildered Ottawa and constituency staff have admitted confusion as their MPs have not been seen either.
TGB News has received unconfirmed reports that the Conservative Party bank accounts have been drained, and at least three personal vehicles known to belong to cabinet ministers have been found at Halifax, Toronto, and Calgary airports. The RCAF has refused to confirm whether the large number of Conservative MPs seen at Ottawa airport 5 July boarded the CC-150 Polaris also observed in that location or where that aircraft was destined, citing operational secrecy requirements.